Hey,I’m finding the frequent flounces in flight for feople in fairyland. That was my failed attempt at alliteration.
To the point–> So I read on my sister’s best friend’s diary, the movie soundtrack of YOUR movie.
MY movie, would be an action-packed, NC-17, with some Julie Andrews musical numbers, hilarious (think Old School) romantic comedy, with some Sneakers hacker jargon (probably near the end, when I become a CIA/FBI dual agent, after my sexy sex scene)
Cast of characters:
*ME—Laura Linney (with dark hair of course)
*My love interest—Graham Coxon (lead guitar of Blur. He’s art school scruffy. I’m loving it)
*My other love interest (like, I would really have only ONE?)—Paul Walker (Timeline/Fast and the Furious/Joyride)
*My best friend(s): Miranda from Sex and the City and/or Janeane Garafalo , maybe Catherine Zeta-Jones
*My older brother—Edward Norton
*My father—Will Smith
*Cameos: Ryan Stiles and Chris Rock. Maybe Bernie Mac.
Produced by: Freddie Fields (Glory)
Directed by: David Fincher (Fight Club, Seven)
Score by: James Horner (Sneakers, Glory)
OPENING CREDITS
*** Politik–Coldplay
WAKING UP SCENE
***Hey Ya–Outkast
CAR DRIVING SCENE
***Paint by Numbers–Self
SCHOOL FLASHBACK SCENE
***Valley Winter Song—Fountains of Wayne
NOSTALGIC SCENE
*** Troubled Times by Fountains of Wayne
LOVE SCENE
*** heh heh heh, Closer by Nine Inch Nails
BITTER, ANGRY SCENE
*** Bullet with Butterfly Wings—Smashing Pumpkins
BREAK-UP SCENE
*** Evaporate—Ben Folds Five
Hmmm…Song for the Dumped—Ben Folds Five (I’m breaking up with two guys remember? Only momentarily. We would have the best ex-sex. Or maybe a threesome. Hells yeah!)
NIGHTCLUB/BAR SCENE
*** You Don’t Have to Call by Usher
ACTION/FIGHT SCENE (with that Yuen-Ping choreography)
*** OH god, That Mortal Kombat theme. That shit rocks.
SAD, BREAKDOWN SCENE
*** Flower by The Eels
MELLOW SCENE
*** Coffee and TV by Blur
DREAMING ABOUT SOMEONE
*** Island in the Sun—by Weezer
CONTEMPLATION SCENE
*** Hey Nineteen –Steely Dan (hah hah hah)
CHASE SCENE
*** Skills to Pay the Bills—Beastie Boys
REALIZATION SCENE
*** Don’t Change Your Plans For Me—Ben Folds Five
SAD LOVE SCENE
***Any Sarah McLaughlin song
HAPPY FRIEND SCENE
*** Someday by Sugar Ray
HAPPY LOVE SCENE
*** Hey Leonardo (She Loves Me For Me)—Blessid Union of Souls
WEDDING SCENE
***The Way You Look Tonight – that one guy
DEATH/FUNERAL SCENE
*** Close to You by the Carpenters (I don’t want people to be sad)
CLOSING CREDITS
*** There She Goes by the Boo Radleys (Or the LA’s)
***Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
This movie would make a total of 18 gabillion dollars. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch something with Kermit the Frog and The Eels in the same movie?
I wanted to add in “Root Down” by the Beastie Boys (‘oh my god, that’s the funky shit!’) but I couldn’t change Skills to Pay the Bills.
Because I got Skillz.
Skills even.
Minimal Effort 