Into the woods
She frolics along,
No care in the world
Singing her song.
Sharon is her first name,
And Mayo is her last.
Her pace suddenly quickens,
From frolic to fast.
What is the reason
For the sudden change in speeds?
Something is lurking
In the dark, distant weeds.
It hides in the dark,
Behind tree trunks and logs.
It searches for things to eat,
Sometimes human, sometimes frogs.
What creature exists,
In the woods at night?
Slithering and sliding,
To avoid the sunlight.
He has big eyes,
And a single strand of hair.
Only skin and bone,
For his body is bare.
What name does one give
To a creature so foul?
He will tear off your limbs
And rip out your bowel.
He sees Sharon running,
As he sits there looking solemn
The name he hath been given
Is the one they call Gholum.
He calls for his Precious,
As Sharon continues to run
But Gholum stays put
Sharon is running in the sun.
Gholum screams for his Precious
“Where is my damn ring?!”
No one to answer him
Sharon dares not to sing.
Out of the forest
Comes a long a Dark Rider
Sharon stops in her tracks
“Where is my Stryder?”
All of a sudden birds appear
From the trees come sparrows,
A man steps out of the woods
With a bow and some arrows.
The man is an Elf
Legolas is his name,
Killing the Dark Riders
Is the name of his game.
Legolas sees Sharon running through the woods
He saves her with his usual flair
Because he knows is he does she’ll give him the goods
When he gives her his wanting stare
They leave the forest hand in hand
With his bows and arrows in tow
Legolas lifts Sharon off from the land
And they leave towards the horizon before the sun gets too low
hee hee hee. Okay, Mr. Hendrickson wrote the bulk of this poem but I wrote the end (obviously)
I’m hungry. Stupide diet. Oh, and hip hop class ROCKS! I think I worked out my abs laughing to myself. (man, those girls in the front MEAN BUSINESS!)
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