So I’m in Boston, or actually, Tewksbury, Mass this week taking a very boring class. It’s about bytes and bits and network type storage..BORE-ING.
Anyway, I get back to my hotel to take a nappy nap and I turn the television to HBO [I do not have HBO at home, so I find it as a perk when travelling] and there’s Jeremy Irons talking about stuff. So I think…”Planet of the Apes?” [haven’t seen that movie]. Then there’s this blonde kid [is it blond or blonde?] who is talking to Jeremy Irons and I don’t think there are any apes…then a dragon shows up…so I think, Dungeons and Dragons?
I see no Dungeons nor do I know what Dungeons and Dragons are really about. Then the blonde kid rides on the dragon…so perhaps it’s Dragonheart {is that even a movie? I think I made that up} but then the dragon starts talking to the kid but the dragon’s lips aren’t moving! And his eyes turn all dragony.
I am so very confused.
I think it’s actually Eragon…cause the blonde girl just said “Eragon, you shouldn’t have come, leave me here”. I love those cliche lines as much as I hate them. They make for good comedy fodder when the time is right.
Anyway,I can’t believe somebody financed this film and that I don’t have the power to change it but the Biggest Loser [yes, I watch the Biggest Loser…while I work out actually] doesn’t come on until 8pm or 9pm…one of those hours, so I’m stuck with this.
To add more insult to injury, I downloaded a Britney Spears song called “toy soldier”…dude, I could run on that song for miles it’s so damn catchy.
You lost all respect for me, haven’t you? HAVEN’T YOU?!?!?!?!